The Holy Grail

"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy!

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count to two except that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."

Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

"Amen.""

in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (provavelmente, a melhor comédia do mundo)

João Campos